Sometimes I wish I had a background in science instead of just a Ph.D. in skepticism. The latter, however, is a seriously good quality to have in an election year. I’m already fully prepared not to believe a single word any candidate says.
“Combo-Pilling” [love the techno term]…”is the uber-trendy ‘underground’ practice of combining two or more diet pills to create a ‘supercharged’ weight loss.” [Is it also known as overdosing? Is that how you end up ‘underground’?]
BiphedAdrene…is a complex Phenylethylamine Provisional [note science-y words the reader is not likely to know, and even less likely to look up] plus an Aggressive Thermogenic formula.” [Would doing sit-ups in the sauna have the same effect?]
Vysera-CLS…can not only help you lose weight but can actually reshape your entire body. [Washboard abs, all without exercising! Could you lose weight twice as fast if you combo-pilled with BiphedAdrene, above?]
(2) There are worse things than being fat.